Sunday, 30 September 2012

Jokes

Hey, wanna listen to some jokes? Okay here...


What kind of seed can only grow in Australia?
¡ʎǝupʎS

What do you call a rabbit owned by a beetle?
¡ʎuunq s,ƃnq ∀

What bug likes picnics, wears a red suit and has a long, white beard?
¡snɐןɔ-ɐ-ʇu∀

Why is a spider the best baseball player?
¡sǝıןɟ ƃuıɥɔʇɐɔ ʇɐ pooƃ s,ʇI

What did the spider say when got a stomache ache?
¡ǝʇɐ ı ǝuoǝɯos uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ʇsnɯ ʇI

Why did the seed shiver?
¡ʇɐoɔ sʇı ʇsoן ʇı ǝsnɐɔǝq

What's the saddest seed?
˙ʍoןııʍ ƃuıdǝǝʍ ∀

What did the cloud say to the wind?
˙ʍoןııʍ ƃuıdǝǝʍ ∀

How did the rain tie it's shoes?
¡ʍoquıɐɹ ɐ uI

Hope you have liked them!

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